While all the other late-night talk show hosts last night were yakking about NBC, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on with George Lopez talking about something entirely different – her private parts. Or as she called put it – her “precious lady.”

In her upcoming book, The Day I Shot Cupid, she mentions that she has a chapter on “Vagazzaling.” She explains: “After a breakup a friend of mine Swarovski Crystaled my ‘precious lady’ and it shined like a disco ball and so I have a whole chapter in there about how women should ‘vagazzle’ their va-jay-jays.”

And was hers vagazzled as they spoke? Yes, she told Lopez. “It’s hot pink for today for you. I am currently vagazzled.”

Hit Read more to watch the video and to see what nickname boyfriend Jamie Kennedy called Love that really ticked her off. He was walking down the hall one day, she says. “And he goes, ‘Hey, my little pear ass.’ “I said, ‘I’m sorry, what did you say?'”

Hewitt, 30, then explained to Lopez that the remark wasn’t a compliment. “Have you ever seen a pear?” she asked. “It starts thin, it gets fat, and it never gets thin again. It’s not cute. It’s not a cute fruit.” She said they’ve since “worked it out” and now “we’ ‘ve embraced the pear.”

From USA Today